i bought my dogs shirts yesterday
what the fuck have you done?
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today, i was presented with a choice…
i had $54.
i could either…
- pay my $54 phone bill or
- i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
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i support all of our troops, even though the only reason we’re in the middle east is because it’s making the military money
What's wrong with our society.
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
- This shit isn't even true, it's all exaggerated. America has frowned upon Kim, Britney, and Carmen. It wasn't supported like this text explains. But we can't make marriage in general illegal. It is something from the bible, something holy. People are always going to misuse it the way these celebrities have, but that doesn't mean it's okay to just completely ignore the fact that it is supposed to be something holy and sacred between a man and a woman who are in love.
- Me: plot twist the bible is fake
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The love of my life. (Taken with instagram)
