my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

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I swear that when our lips touch, I can taste the next 60 years of my life.

Rudy Francisco, Love Poem
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  07/20/14 at 05:56am


I’m with you Piper.

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why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick


look at this sick dog

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  07/15/14 at 01:03pm

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The Wizarding World of Harry Potter- Diagon Alley

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baby starting to say its first words

  • baby: m-m-m
  • me: mama ? :-)
  • baby: meet me in the fucking pit
  07/08/14 at 12:27am



Danny Galieote

I would frame and hang these in my house in a heartbeat.

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One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?

Steve Maraboli  (via risikogaenger)

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I was deployed in mid-2011. This was my dog’s very first reaction upon seeing me over Skype.

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I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

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  07/06/14 at 10:10am

fuckyeahtattoos:,Tarık Bayer

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  07/06/14 at 10:08am


i like how gay dudes in my experience start out like “this guy is very good looking” when they first start to accept their sexuality and then it progresses to like “his dick is a nuclear warhead and my asshole is the nevada desert circa 1957”

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  07/03/14 at 06:34pm